Proposal to Curb Car-Deer Collisions in Crown Point, Indiana

Well, Duh, move the deer crossing, cuz we all know that deer are among the most avid road sign readers in the world. From a letter to the editor apparently published in a local newspaper:

  1. I say we install fake dear that randomly pop out of the woods and have angry evil eyes and fangs that scare the crap out of the drivers. They will then be mortified and constantly looking for deer on the side of the roads.

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